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Disasturbator

by Y-Incision

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1.
Whoa, hey, calm the fuck down, men can be bitches too But feel free to get pissed and own it anyway Like Mackaye, guilty of being white I'm Michael, guilty of being male But I'm not sorry for something I didn't do Am I the oppressor? Am I Rape Culture? Or am I just whatever the fad calls for? I'm not your enemy That guy is either dead or your grandpa I'm just a dude raised by just a mother So fuck you! If you think I have anything against your gender
2.
"Who I am is enough!" Is carved across the wall in my room I refuse to go to group therapy It's either pace the length of the unit or bull-shit with some of the staff psychoanalysis, psychodynamic, behavioral, cognitive, humanistic, integrative or holistic FUCK YOUR COPING SKILLS! GIVE ME COPING PILLS! ALL I NEED ARE MY GET-RIGHTS! The coolest staff were once patients themselves FUCK YOUR COPING SKILLS! GIVE ME COPING PILLS ALL I NEED ARE MY GET-RIGHTS! Dude, my psychiatrist is way hotter than yours That girl never stops rocking back and forth It doesn't matter that I discharge at four It'll just be the same as before
3.
Before our last talk, I booby-trapped my heart I tried not to laugh as you ripped it out You walked away with it cupped in your hands I pictured you grinning as I pressed the detonator Now that you want me back You're all apologetic in your new prosthetics I think your stumps are sexy But my love for you is just another one of your phantom limbs
4.
She wants to make detective one day She wants to travel the world breaking up sex slave rings But the only way for her to get into the field is to take this shit job that you excel at - a corrections officer at the Lincoln Penn 8 years on the job respected by many but known by none "Women know their place" you say as you make a pass and smack her ass Just another victim of your harassment Just another that rather quit than be ridiculed for reporting you How many have you abused? Will it ever end? One day a group of inmates corners you and lets you know you're cute One of them even grabs your crotch It angers you but reporting them could hurt your rep Armed with pepper spray and baton you take matters into your own hands You're easily overpowered Shock makes time slow down It's so tight up your virgin ass that you're relieved semen provides lube Dick after excruciating dick your colon tears Warm, wet, bloody stool flows down your legs As consciousness wanes you'd wish you just filed for harassment instead
5.
Tearing out of the night, I'm racing down Main through your ghost town Closet skeletons and other whores haunt the street The traffic lights flash as yellow as their complexion And I run through each one sans caution And I run through each one sans caution Drifting through town's square, I see you crucified The eyes your demons have taken reminds me of when I saw this dystopia in them Buildings burst into flame I floor the accelerator Buildings burst into flame I floor the accelerator The city ablaze in my rearview Maybe now I won't dream about you
6.
Gash Stabber: She was saving herself for marriage But she just wanted to be loved for a night With a knife I stabbed a vagina into her torso "Hello?" "I carved a smiley face into her and made it suck me off" "I said I carved a smiley face into her and made it suck me off" "What, who is this? No amount of pity will bring her back She hands me the scalpel and whispers "life goes on" She lays down on the embalming table and says, "just relax and cut" Gash Stabber 2 (The Beginning): After dad left Jesus was the only man mom wanted in her life She'd curl my hair, paint my nails and put make-up on me She'd even make me wear lacy petticoats under my dresses "Hello?" "It started when I cut holes in a stray cat. Then it was the torso of the neighbors dog" "Sir, I don't find this funny. And if you call me again, I will be notifying the authorities" She holds me close and asks, "Is there anything else?" I unsheathe the knife and say, "Yes, there is" I didn't lose my virginity till I fucked the holes I cut into mommy D: What we can't practice? Well Roan Toan and I just drove a total of three and half hours to be here today so maybe we can find a compromise all we ask is for an hour it'll be just enough time to tighten up some new shit as well as run through the set a few times BUT NO! Your refusal to hear me out was your way of saying to go fuck myself and that's how you got this song written about you GO CHOKE ON ONE!
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I either spend the present yearning for satisfaction to arrive or nostalgic over events even if they weren't that great of time Drugs, dreams and a thousand forms of delusion grant serenity in the second and if you attach to me, it's cool, cause I'm already attached to you We commit to each other and yearn for one another with never a moment together Ignorant, crave and suffer
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Mushmouth 02:26
It's like the harder I try to speak the more my tongue trips over itself Docs say my speech impediment is social anxiety I rarely talk at school because my classmates laugh at me Some like Big Johnny call me "Mushmouth" before they sock me I never stutter when I'm talking to my friends My speech only cd skips with everyone else If they'd give me a chance my anxiety'd go away and they'd find out what a great friend I could be Today, my friends'll get to meet the kids from school I'm going to try talking to my classmates by making them imaginary too I point the gun at Big Johnny He uses Sally as a human shield They are the first I greet with a perfectly pronounced "Hello"
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Uppsala 03:47
Guided by the light of the full moon Three burial mounds come into view The holy temple where the heathens meet Lies just beyond where the deities sleep Every nine years over nine days lavish the gods with offering & praise Every nine years over nine days seventy-two male creatures bled & hanged The vernal equinox at Old Uppsala Christians are welcome but refuse to come They shun the disciples They shun their idols They shun the dogs, horses & human corpses hung in the sacred grove But what distresses them most is through ritual all those Pagan can be forgiven while all those Christian will be forsaken Every nine years over nine days lavish the gods with offering & praise Every nine years over nine days seventy-two male creatures bled & hanged Chants unseemly Incantations manifold Only the profane believe they should remain untold

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released October 27, 2016

Disasturbator was recorded at: Off the Record Studios Omaha, NE w/ AJ Kershner July 23rd/July24th
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Cover art by Karl Dahmer: dahmerart.tictail.com

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Y-Incision Omaha, Nebraska

Y-Incision came together as a three piece in the Summer or 2014. Mike Hunt (vocals) and Chimmy Chonga (drums) have been around since the beginning. Over the years we have played shows throughout the Midwest and have released 4 albums.. In 2022 Crazy Karl (former Lead) joined Y on guitar and will be featured on our latest release 'Hard Dicks for Cold Chicks'! ... more

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